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How most celebrities start an apology when they do something that even Satan wouldn't attempt
Dream apologizes for being a pedo
Dream: I messed up
Relocating your pet to the floor just in time to avoid a barf-on-the-bed situation
She awakened from her dream just in time to nudge Fifi onto the floor and achieve a near mess.
Short for SMS, or text message.
Girl: Hey, why didn't you reply to my s-mess?
Boy: Because I don't like you.
A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.
I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.
A text message (SMS) that is sent to multiple recipients, resulting in multiple replies that one can only respond to by extensive multi-tasking.
"I Mass-M-Mess'd the potluck party invitation to, like, 100 people, and now I need an Excel spreadsheet to figure out who's coming and who's bringing what?"
When you get into a conflict with a homosexual male because he was being condescending, rude, or otherwise obnoxious or insulting.
That clerk at the DMV was starting some sissy mess with me.
A very dirty mess, like a child covered in chocolate. Term coined by Kristen Wood.
The kid was a chocolate mess when he came in from playing in the rain.