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The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music
Sam: why did Tommy get beat?
Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday
The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
The day when we all woke up late 1 hour because all the Iphone's alarm didn't change after daylight savings time.
Guy 1"dude where were you on monday you missed all 1st period."
Guy 2"Didn't you hear it was Iphone monday so i woke up an hour late."
Tell your mom your sick then she’ll check your head and say “you’re fine” then check the calendar AND OMG ITS MISS SCHOOL MONDAY!!!
Miss school Monday is we’re you skip school on Monday
to brighten up your dim mondays, you spend the day praising the lord Elon and post pictures of him all day.
bro ive been looking forward to musky mondays since saturday
A mixture of Monster Energy , Lemon , and habanero pepper juice
Aw man , monday was rough. I started my day with a mullet monday
There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!