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The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).
You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!
The depressed feeling usually associated with Monday because you once again realize that the week has started again.
Can be used whenever having to start work/school back up again.
George got an extreme case of Monday Mopes after his awesome three-day weekend.
When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.
A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
Damn she bent over and it was muffin top monday
A shot of bourbon Monday morning
Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?
John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!
Every monday like a tradition, friends will get together to get "mucked" (stoned and or drunk) ;Mucked Monday, Tipsy Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked Friday, Sloshed Saturday, Sunday Funday
Guess what day it is..."Mucked Monday"