Gray Haired Murderer

This googly eyes old ass fucker lives in the matsal and has pshycopatic tendency and crazy anger issues. He roams the school around lunch time trying to find his next victim. If someone shows up too early to the lunch he goes mentally insane. First, he screams his lungs out and turns red AS FUCK in the face. He kidnaps them and brutally murders them. This pussy ass later acts proud af after he cried as a little bitch.

Believe it or not , he is actually a cannibal. He loves human flesh and he loves latex suits.

Wait how much is the clock?
11:12
WAIT DONT GO IN THE MATSAL ITS TO EARLY
Too late, the gray haired murderer is coming

Small Town Murder

A badass podcast based in the United States. The Hosts of the show Jimmie Whisman and James Pietragallo give their opinions, first hand accounts of similar situations, and their hilarious take on a true murder in a truly small town.

"Dude have you heard the new episode of Small Town Murder?"
"Not completely. I'm listening to it right now."
"Jimmie throws up cause James tells him such a hilarious story. Let me know when you get that part."

Virtual Murder Therapy

The act of killing virtual enemies (humanoid or otherwise) in a video game as a means of relieving stress. Does not necessarily indicate violent tendencies in the practicioner. Abbreviated VMT.

I'm playing some Call of Duty. It was a rough day and I need some virtual murder therapy.

murder beats not people

Make good music by killing instrumentals/beats; don't kill your fellow brothers and sisters in humanity.

"Pass classes not blunts, murder beats not people"

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Murdered in the face with bears

Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.

"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."

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murder scene sex

Sex involving female ejaculation, semen, vaginal blood and possibly (hopefully) anal excretions. The resulting setting resembles a typical murder scene with evidence strewn about the room, particularly on the curtains.

Dude, Monday morning my mom walked into my bedroom and asked me if I'd had murder scene sex last night.

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Murder, She Wrote

The best show ever starring the coolest lady in the world, Angela Lansbury.

Kid 1: Did you catch "Murder, She Wrote" last night? I missed it.
Kid 2: Yea it was the shit! Jessica found another murderer and saved Cabot Cove just in time.
Kid 1: She might as well be Jesus.

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