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THE CHRONOLOGY OF NECKBEARD HITLER, PART 3 (FINAL PART): Battle after battle he provoked, and battle after battle he won, until he met his match. When on the now defunct music sharing platform Allihoopa, Neckbeard Hitler stumbled across a piece of true music, titled 'LetMeTalk 2.0' by a mysterious rapper named MCX. He had finally met his match. MCX's pure lyricism inspired him to make songs of his own, not just using his powers in rap battles. Due to his favourite Anime cosplayer being eaten alive by a furry who legitimately believed he was a tiger, Neckbeard Hitler developed a furious, burning hate for furries. LetMeTalk 2.0 inspired him to rap about his true feelings, explaining the title of his upcoming album which will drop later this year, 'Genocide the Furries', which may or may not include an MCX feature. Neckbeard Hitler is an enigma to us all. We do not know his real name, some even believe he was assigned the name at birth. All that we can say is that one day, information on his father's killer will come to light, and Neckbeard Hitler will have the opportunity to partake in the most prestigious rap battle the rap game will ever have.
Person one: 'I hear that 'Genocide the Furries is predicted to be the hottest album drop of 2019, who's it by? Person two: 'Neckbeard Hitler, but don't say his name too loud, legend has it that he has a 200 kilometre hearing range'
I went down on this girl last night and she must not have wiped her ass enough cause when i looked in the mirror i had a muddy hitler mustache. Dirt bitch. Clean that taint and ass
I was giving this women oral sex doggy style and when i was done she asked why i had a muddy like hitler mustache skid mark on my lip looking like a muddy hitler
You have a standing hitler. Would you like to put your jews in my oven?
JEW#1- what do you think about that hitler guy
JEW#2- mr hitler is crazy guy
Another way to create a stinky Hitler is after sodomy, you transfer the shit by dotting the upper lip under the nose with the head of the shit covered penis
She was such a bitch, After I pulled out of her ass I gave her a stinky Hitler
A clone of Adolf Hitler, about six inches tall. Has all of the memories of the real Hitler, and no health problems. The cause of a moral dilemma involving the difference between torturing a clone and torturing the real Hitler.
If you had a Tiny Hitler, would you feel bad about torturing it?
1) A extreme rise and fall in power
2) A dictator
Man 1: Remember Trump when he was president?
Man 2: Welp, that's the Hitler-effect for you.