Rectum, damn near killed him!

This is the punchline of complete joke:

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

She said, "Rectum."

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

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Break a pencil off in him

To stab one in the neck with a n02pencil. Namely a prisoner.

We need to break a pencil off in him. Pedos mainly.

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rip him another asshole

to rib the fuck outta someone. to embarrass them so bad they shit themselves. him can be anyone not just a guy.

I swear to god i’m going to rip him another asshole lol.

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bring him/her on screen

to bring on screen is a more polite way to say Facebook or Facebook stalk; a euphemism for online stalking

Me: I met a cute guy/girl at the party last night.
Tom: Bring him/her on screen.

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let someone be gay on him

The act of man allowing another man to perform oral sex on him without reciprocating. The first party justifies that he is not gay because he did not put a penis in his own mouth.

Charlie doesn't do anything at the interstate restrooms but he will let someone be gay on him.

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take him up top

Rob, swindle, scam

“I need to find an old man and take him up top for these expensive text books !

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The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him)

The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him), also known as the prince of peppers, the king of cucumbers, is superior being.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) has a bag which is bigger than he is. This bag comes in handy when blocking corridors and/ or knocking people of their feet.
The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) also has a nephew who goes by the name of Ben Twig (another superior being) who he keeps in his Big Bag.

"OMG, The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just defeated Shaggy in a pepper eating contest."
"The Great Rahul (Peace Be Before Him) just knocked me out of a window with his bag. Thankfully I had Ben Twig there to break my fall."