watermelon juice

Residual urine that is present on an individual after using the bathroom. Because of its sometimes sticky nature, it is attributed to being the juice of a watermelon that was supposedly recently consumed by the individual.

Person 1 is shaking hands with Person 2 who has just walked out of the bathroom.

Person 1: "Why are your hands so wet and sticky?"

Person 2: "That's just some watermelon juice from my lunch."

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Pineapple juice

What you give your boi so it gives his cum a sweeter taste when you have sex.

Dude 1: Drink this
Dude 2: Y?
Dude 1: JUST DO IT
Dude 2: ok *drinks*

*ONE MINUTE LATER*

Dude 2: OH FUCK I'M GONNA CUM!
*Dude 1 swallows cum*
Dude 1: Delicious.
Dude 2: Now I see why you gave me that pineapple juice!

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Shaman juice

1. a juice created by wizards of great majic for the attraction of crack foxes

2. the power weilded by the great shamans of old; wizardry

"Shaman juice is a known attractant for sneaky crack foxes"

"boy, i sure could use some shaman juice to purge these demons from my innards!"

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Bussy Juice

The frothy mixture of lube, fecal matter and semen that is often the result of anal sexual intercourse.

So much bussy juice was dripping from Andrew’s bussy after Paul was done with him.

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swag juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Characteristics include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."

Other Friend: *Looks at friend*

Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

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juice the brick

To recharge a NiCad battery, especially the large, brick-like batteries used in older notebook computers and video cameras.

Max: "hey Evan my cameras dieing i need to go juice the brick"

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donkey juice

A mix of several different types of alchohol. Gets your super drunk

"man that donkey juice is still hurting my head"

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