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toast-coital

a meal, usually breakfast, after sex

The toast-coital repast gave her the strength to get dressed and leave.

by Jeff Schultz August 14, 2007

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Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.

When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.

by Niยขk October 2, 2008

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Banshee Toast

In Halo 3, this is the result of what usually happens when a Banshee gets shot down with a Spartan Laser.

I flew the Banshee towards the other base and, as a result, I became Banshee Toast.

by Paul Sanderson January 11, 2008

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Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.

Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!

by Towner21 October 13, 2011

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toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it

A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6

by Matt Gualdarrama June 12, 2005

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Re-toast

Verb.
The acting of toasting one piece of bread multpile times to achieve desired toastiness.

I've had this toaster for fifteen years so I have to re-toast my pop tarts like, five times.

by dogtherapist January 23, 2009

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Burnt Toast

Refers to in a relationship were one is wasting the others time. The one who is wasting the time is the burnt toast. They are someone who is disrespectful by their cluelessness. If you only had enough butter for one peice of toast and had a loaf of bread would you waste your butter the burnt toast? No, than why would you give this man or woman your time and energy.

Tony says the Leah regarding a boy who she like and keeps selling her out, "Your waisting your time on that burnt toast"

by screamtard March 4, 2010

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