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smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009


Pipe the Mic

When you fart loud into the microphone.

Pipe the Mic - This nigga just piped the mic and farted!

by slimeshady July 29, 2019


pipes are calling

A more polite way to say you need to take a shit.

C: Hey let's go grab a beer in a few.
A: Sounds good but the pipes are calling.

C: I'll just meet you there in an hour then.

by sinfulgamer February 27, 2017


shy pipe

SHY PIPE is a nown. It's meaning : : a timid or distrustful asshole, or ass pipe.

My shy pipe is not so shy when a bottle of lube is brought to the table.

by Stargazer66 August 22, 2019


Came Pipe

(Also come pipe)

Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.

1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.

2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.

3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.

by Amazambane December 30, 2017


Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.

I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.

by teddytugginpitts October 16, 2014


Ninja Pipe

Stealthy blowjob

Girl 1: Hey watch this l, imma give that guy a ninja pipe.
Girl 2: You wont.

by Ness828 January 09, 2018