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When a Man has his feet in a HotTub and recieving oral from a woman who is recieving pleasure from a water jet whilst bent over...
After an evening of wining and dining, the night ended with a 'Polish Bidet'...
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The act of drinking no less than a fifth of vodka (and, more specifically, a Polish potato vodka, like Luksusowa, if available) oneself over the course of an evening. The vodka may be had on the rocks, but not in mixed drinks; i.e., it must be drank straight. The filibuster begins as soon as the vodka is tasted, but only counts as such after the first fifth has been completed. After that, the drinker goes on to consume as much beyond the first fifth as possible for as long as possible. In the spirit of a filibuster, this is a test of endurance, and not at all a test of speed. Also, for the benefit of everyone else, the drinker should be encouraged to rant at length about whatever subject is at hand while drinking.
Mike's personal best in the Polish Filibuster is sixteen hours, thirty-two minutes, with nearly two and a half fifths under his belt. Unfortunately, it ended with him pulling down his pants and pissing on his own couch before passing out. At least no one called the cops.
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When you have a polish friend they will drop everything they are doing at any time, to come and help you out, and ask for nothing in return because they know that's what friends do.
Polish Insurance can involve a lift at 4am in the morning, when your drunk and high off your tits and have no money for a taxi.
Lunch at a nice restaurant or bar for no reason, just to catch up.
Or a favor so crazy and dangerous no one else will do it.
Polish guy floating in a pool, on a tropical Island, half a world away with a half empty bottle of vodka, enjoying a holiday for the first time in 10 years.
*Phone rings, best friend on the line back at home*
"Hey bro I'm out of money at a petrol station, I know your in Thailand but can you help me out, I need $40"
Polish guy "Done bro, Polish Insurance!, I sent $100 just in case you need a scotch on the way home, anything else you need brother?"
*Polish friend chilling at a smoke up and birthday party*
"Hey bro, I know you like smoking weed occasionally, so for your birthday I got you this kick ass bong"
"Bro, this is worth $300!"
"Whats your point, its your birthday, enjoy it, Polish insurance my brother!"
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A woman who loves riding cock.
If you're desperate for a fuck go and visit the 'nob polisher', she's always up for it.
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Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.
My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.
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Same as a Milwaukee Duplexexcept that it incorporates oral sex instead of vaginal sex.
"I didn't get to go all the way but Michelle and Gina gave me a Polish duplex last night."
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the act of fingering a girls ass and then wiping your finger on your own upper lip.
i was fingering the brown hole and then i wiped my finger on my own upper lip and performed the polish sanchez
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