Sim Racing

A type of racing where you don't leave your bedroom

Hey lets go sim racing bro get on forza

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

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Grape Race

An athletic competition in which each contender places a single grape between their buttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. The person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. You must cross the finish line with your grape between your butt cheeks to win.

He lost the grape race, so he ate the rectal raisins.

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Jewish Race

Jewish by race, not religion. If your parents are from Israel, you are Jewish Race.

Anne: "What race are you?"

Eliza: "Jewish Race."

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Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

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NGP Racing

New German Affiliate Inc. was founded in January of 1997. The owners came together to create a business that would provide outstanding customer service, responsibly supporting the tuning lifestyle, and offer the best parts and service possible to the VW/Audi scene. Along the way, we have spread out to many areas of our market. We have found ourselves as the top distributor in the U.S. for many European and domestic companies. We also have an in-house fabrication — tuning — install center, and are retailing across the world via the web and advertising.

The early years of New German helped define who we are today. We stayed true to course, worked until the early hours of the morning on more occasions than I’d like to recall, and tried to remember everyday, what had brought us together. As we narrowed our focus and grew to recognition in the market, we decided to create a new name to do business under. New German Performance was born.

"G-sring" sold those sweet rims to that guy with the new Audi! I bet he is glad he came to NGP Racing!

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snail racing

The sport of legends.

My snail is the betterest.

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