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Cracking an egg in someone's ass, then fucking them so hard it scrambles
I totally gave Stephanie a Royal Egg on Saturday
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An act of oral sex performed on a male partner while seated on an open active comode during use. Also referred to as crowning. Or polishing the kings septor .
She and i just had our version of a royal flush !
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While the origins of this act are unknown, the act is performed while a person poops into a bin of full of Diesel fuel, and then lights it on fire.
I just performed a Royal Timmy for the neighbors.
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steps to making a royal umbrella.
1. jizz in a bowl
2. add brown food coloring
3. add assorted vegetables
4. heat up in microwave
5. poor into an upside down umbrella
6. serve to homeless people
Homless guy: MMMMMMmmmm..... "royal umbrella" soup sure tastes good!
You: hehehe yah.
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a graciously intense fuck fit for a king.
Shawn gave Sara the royal ream as soon as she walked in the door.
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Branham High School's marching band and color guard. Field shows include: Baktun Maya Into Tomorrow and Yurushi: A Samurai's Story of Love, Loss and Forgiveness.
Branham High School Royal Alliance, you may enter the field into competition!
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Burger king, fancy way of informing your date that you are getting fast food instead of a real restaraunt
hey baby lets go on a date, we can go to this awesome fancy place called the Royal Cafe, and you can ordera nything you want from their menu, ANYTHING you want baby...
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