You or someone that doesn't share their selfies.
If you don't share that pic you took off yourself you're just being selfie-ish!
Frantically trying to snap pictures whilst pretending to be asleep whilst looking as cute and/or as sexy as possible. To date, we believe that there is 0.0001% of slumber selfies in existence where the person is actually asleep. And for those unfortunate few that were genuinely asleep - either your partner is creepy or someone has broken into your home.
Hugely popular among the Gen-Z's, although 'woke' millennials also caught the bug on instagram and various other social platforms.
I needed something to put on social media, so I got up, brushed my teeth, worked out, took the dog for a walk, came home, had a long bath, ate some breakfast, spent 2 hours trying to position my camera, slightly muffled my hair a bit for an eau naturelle look, set the timer on my phone, leapt into bed and repeated the process 394 times before getting the perfect slumber selfie. Just about to go out for dinner now.
When a member in a group gets their camera out, the other members in the group come together, this coming together is called "selfie-up"
I want a photo, "selfie-up" people.
A Selfie taken by a Bro showing off their steroid enhanced body. Often with the tag of #nohomo
After taking his Beef Selfie, Chet had to reassure himself that he was not in fact, a raging homosexual.
This is a person who takes at least 5 selfies a day.
He is a complete selfie chelsea.
When a person makes it a point to put high quality selfies on their Snapchat story in hopes that their potential date will see it and respond.
Can be shortened to "SPS" for efficiency purposes.
Do you think Eric's snap is an strategically placed selfie (SPS) for me?
I need to put up a strategically placed selfie (SPS) for Eric to see.
self-deprecating selfie-taking
Did you see the selfie flagellation those tourists just did again a moment ago?