A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls
“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”
A nasty fart after eating Mexican food. Specifically, Carlos o' Kelly's.
"Dude, what the fuck did you eat?"
"Sorry man. Mexican food gives me the Carlos o' Smellies!"?
it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.
hey you have a smelly bible
yeah i know *does the ritual*
*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice
not to be confused with Shitty Christ
psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company
I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed
An idiot who dumps the sexiest man on the planet
I hate Smelly Mai