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another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.
"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."
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a phrase used by the woman during sex when she wants the man to spank her ass
specifically used for males that have a daddy kink
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The act of slipping your hand inside of her Asscrack and wobbling it all around until she takes a massive shit on your hand.
Jenna: Daddy Eastern Monkey Spank me!
Tom: Hold on Sommer Ray posted a booty pic!
Jenna: Fine all come to you
Tom: Eastern Monkey spank me first!
Jenna: You FAGWAG!
That is eastern Monkey spanking
A collection of feelings you keep in memory for when throwing a pity-party for yourself
I just watched the movie to make deposits into my emotional spank bank account
a hostile email which renders the reader the feeling of being virtually bitch-slapped.
defn by Chris; edited by Tammy
"It was just a simple question," Sally exclaimed as she checked her body for red handprints. "It definitely did not warrant a spank-o-gram"!
Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.
Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.
A sperm bank, a place for males to get 'free' money in exchange for sperm, thus spank and bank as in a financial institution
I need to go to the spank bank, I'm dead broke
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