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Placing hands either side of someone's head without their knowledge at the last second in order to make them appear to be a moose.
Dude did you see that picture from the other night?
Aw man...total speed moose
To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
When a man is running and his ballsack hits up against the side of his leg
" Oh Shit, Honey I just speed bagged myself again." "I think they're turning black and blue again".
The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
when you’re really high and have a lot of caffeine in your system at the same time. The caffeine has your heart speeding up and the hemp has your brain slowing down. your body doesn’t know what to do
i had to go get some food last night i was on a speed down