United States

The most baddest most bombastic country in the world. A lot of people love it, a lot of people hate it, pretty much everyone who lives in it is a patriot. Poor diets, lack of exercise, and being gung-ho is a common stereotype in the USA, or as some people like to call it, America. A land of the free, if you want, you can take 12 hookers to your house and have a gang-bang with your dog involved. It may seem like thats illegal but trust me, it's what freedom means. Throw in a truly patriotic president that we have right now and a lot of McDonalds, and you have the United States.

Contrary to popular belief, us people of the United States do not think there is just two countries; America and Mexico, there is also the Ayrab Country, the Canadia country, and the Made in China country.

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state baby

A child that is part of state custody due to being removed from their home.

Did you hear that Ashley just got another state baby from DHS.

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Michigan State

a) Inferior college.
b) For those who did not get into the University of Michigan.
c) for students with SAT scores of 400.

Jeff was foeced to attend Michigan State because he was not smart enough to be accepted to The University of Michigan.

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State of the Ass

Phrase used to describe piece of shit technology that is supposed to make one's life easier , however it malfunctions and only causes more strife thus defeating the purpose of it's very creation.

The salesman said my new camera phone was state of the art but it doesnt have a flash, I can't receive pictures, and it's dropping calls everyhwere! This thing is more like state of the ass!!!

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pink state

A state comprised of a Republican majority of voters.

Derived from red state; however, due to the onset of increasingly out-of-the-closet homosexual and pederastic Republican politicians, the color red fades to pink.

Thank you to Mark Foley for making Florida a pink state!

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wright state

a joke of a school. if you somehow didn't get into UD, you go here. also, they wish they were as good as UD at basketball. play in a real conference, douchebags.

john: where do you go?
bill: wright state
john: oh. wright state, wrong college. heh.

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blue state

A state that has recently gone democratic; see bicoastal; opposite of red state.

In the blue states, the bobos like Howard Dean, but he'll never carry the red states.

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