Funny Sticks

Funny sticks is a particularly brutal game played by Klaymen. The rules are ill-defined but it involves stabbing your opponent with large white sticks. It is first initiated by throwing the opponent to the ground and beating them. Then sticks are inserted into the back.

Hey me and bob are about to play funny sticks wanna play? Bob will bring the apples you just have to stay still and we can do all the work. :)

sin sticks

Plural form of sin stick. Can be used either as slang when referring to cigarettes or as a derogatory name by non- and anti-smokers.

"You want one?"
"No thanks, I don't touch the sin sticks."

Koosh Stick

A device made out of a paper towel roll and dryer sheets that when blown through, partly masks the smell of cannabis smoke.

Let's smoke in your basement, where's the Koosh Stick?

manager stick

The ability of executives, supervisors, or members of management to attract female employees ranked below them simply by being their superiors.

Grant: Did you see that smokin' hot intern Brian hooked up with?

Jim: Yah. Brian's the boss. He's got the manager stick.

homely stick

n. when touched by this stick, you instantly turn ugly as fuck. this beating is also called the "homely beating"

zach is so ugly that he got hit by the homely stick as a child.

the homely stick laid a smack down on andrew.

big stick

penis; large penis

I shouldn't have been swinging my big stick. Now I have to pay $2000 each month.

Dusty Stick

A term used to describe a male who hasn't engaged in sexual intercourse in a significant amount of time.

It's been ages for Bill, poor guy has a dusty stick.