Clueless Speak for menstruating / having a period.
Cher: I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.
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Man, that party was crazy, i was brain surfing all night.
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A brazen disregard for possible danger. Derived from a line by Robert Duvall’s character, Lt. Colonel Kilgore in “Apocalypse Now” in response to a soldier’s assertion that an area that he wants to surf is “Charlie’s point” He screams defiantly “CHARLIE DON’T SURF!” A more thought provoking way of saying “fuck that!” or “I’m not worried”
pussy "You better watch out for that guy, he's looking for trouble."
dude "CHARLIE DON'T SURF!"
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Driving fast, weaving in and out of traffic on a 4 lane or better road, trying to get ahead of the other cars, so you can get to where your trying to go faster.
I hate getting caught in slow traffic, so I usually end up car surfing away to spread myself out from the rest of the pack.
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The act of clicking on random videos on youtube, and in the end landing on a really random vid.
(Guy 1) Dude, I found a video of a cat eating a dude's shit.
(Guy 2) What? Why did you look that up?
(Guy 1) I didn't, I was just You-Tube Surfing and it came up!
Potato surfing was originated on Prince Edward Island on Canada's east coast. During the potato harvest in the 1940's , most of the eligible men were away at war so the women were left to work the potato fields. On the weekends they would head to the beach for some fun and started taking the surf boards with them. Naturally potatoes were abundant so after surfing they would pleasure themselves with a potato and there the term was coined " potato surfing".
She was potato surfing for so long and so hard her fine china needed a real good scrubbing.
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The act of having vaginal or oral sex with someone who is menstruating.
John: "Man, that's intense! I just caught Rob surfing the red tide."
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