when a guy is in the pool. his head goes down but his bare butt come up.
did you see that guys seductive swimming?
Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores
Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
When two people who identify as male are having consensual sex with a person who identifies as female and one of the males leaves the woman freshly creampied in her vagina the other man comes up while she’s in the doggy position. And he creampies her asshole.
Holy shit you pulled an ozark swim-up bar with Darryl last night?
When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?
James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.
Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
the dirty swim team is a sex act mostly performed by men, it involves the man defecating into swim goggles and then forcing the woman to wear them for 3-4 days the after the 4 days when her eye is completely diseased,the man fucks her eye until it falls out which the woman must then consume covered in the mans cum
Todd: Hey john what happened last night with Karen?
John: I started a dirty swim team on her a few days ago and finished it last night.
A high school that is goated in D3 swim, scoring top of D3 for consecutive years.
"yo leme see the heat sheet"
"Oh crap we are going MKHS Swim?!?!"
Edina Swim Club is a swim team that honors people who are different and special. Many people there are on their way to becoming Olympians.