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a disease caused by zero fellacio after three days.
symptoms include strep throat, excessive coughing, weakening of body, vaginal dryness, dehydration and uncontrollable shaking. Loss of needle eye. laryngitis.
You can only contract Olimar syndrome after first fellacio.
Olimar syndrome makes you more susceptible to infertility, dementia, HPV, AIDS, syphilis, depression, Lyme disease, terminal leukaemia, Olimar disease also opens leukaemia to a stage 7. Charles Bonnet syndrome and meningitis. Opens diabetes to a stage 3. Schizophrenia.
If not treated correctly or in time, Olimar syndrome will kill you.
The only known treatment for Olimar syndrome is dick or extreme radiotherapy. Ingesting Hydrochloric Acid (HCl) has also seen to alleviate symptoms
Olivia: I aint ate that dick in 4 days!
Aliya & Umar: Gurl u finna get that Olimar syndrome. We needs to get Jason.
Olivia: I'm gonna fucking die you guys help me!!!
Aliya & Umar: fuck outta here all you need is dick!
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when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.
ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with
<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"
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1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.
1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.
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Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.
Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.
Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.
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A condition caused by addiction to an MMORPG such as World of Warcraft. Symptoms include lack of social activity, aversion to sunlight, and endless banter about the MMORPG to people who have no clue what you're talking about.
"Dude, have you seen John in the last month?"
"No, not since he started playing Guild Wars."
"Sounds like a bad case of WoW syndrome."
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The insanity one is driven to when they use a slow device. e.g. one with an Intel Celeron Processor
My god, Jeremy's PC gives me Celeron Syndrome
to have RG Syndrome you must be unable to receive an erection. One who suffers from erectile dysfunction.
teen 1: I heard Tom Cruise has RG Syndrome. Do you know of any truth is this?
teen 2: I don't know, you'd have to ask his wife.