All Blacks

Errata Corrige: In my last entry I stated that the All Blacks had lost around 1 in 5 of their last 40 games. They have in fact lost only 6 of the last 41 (an average of 1 defeat every 6.83 matches). An incredible record by anyone's standard.

The All Blacks are playing Munster in the autumn tests.

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Black Knight

In Korean 흑기사 ("Black Knight"), this word would mean someone (generally a guy) who volunteers to take a drink for another person (generally a girl). For a man it’s 흑기사 (heuk-gi-sa, “dark knight”) or 흑장미 (heuk-jang-mi, “black rose”) for women. One can ask someone to be their black knight/rose, or someone can offer to do it, but once you’ve done it, you’re theirs for the rest of the night. If you ask someone and they refuse, then you have to take two drinks.

While playing a drinking game, a girl has had too much to drink but has to take a shot. She can then call out for a Black Knight or Dark Knight and a generous guy may take the drink for her.

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Black Dynamite

The baddest, smoothest cat to hit the silver screen, you jive muthafuckas!

After his brother is killed, Black Dynamite uncovers a plot that goes all the way up to the President to sell tainted malt liquor that shrinks brothers' dicks.

Co-written by star Michael Jai White.

Girl #1: My mommy says my daddy's name is Black Dynamite.
Girl #2: My mommy said the same thing.
Black Dynamite: Uhhh... Hush now, girls, lots of cats have that name.

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Black Friday

Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.

HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*

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Black Peter

Black Peter, a pseudo-celebrity personality of the Seattle/Bellevue/Mercer Island area, is almost exclusively infamous for adding the prefix "Black" before his name, as his last name remains virtually unknown. One of the premier urban freestyle rappers of the area, as well as an unparalleled dancer (his c-walk is legendary in three states), he also holds respect in many circles for being able to get away with calling himself "Black" Peter while sounding like a forty year old, white Jewish male.

Black Peter just came in and ate all my food, now my family won't be able to make it through the winter.

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black name

A word used by white people to describe an unusual name given to a black person.

Black man: Yo my name is Izza

White man: Wow that is such a black name.

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black boy

What to call a black person so he will feel the same way you do after he calls you a white boy.

I'm a man just like you black boy!

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