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Dick Penguin

Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.

George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.

If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.

by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016

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club penguin

When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.

Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.

by Clubba June 8, 2006

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poking the penguin

masturbating or jacking off

I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!

by big jiggles4 May 23, 2007

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Bob the penguin

A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.

"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.

by bobstansarecringe September 24, 2021

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Penguin Walk

Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.

Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!

by Jonathan>erik May 30, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch January 26, 2012

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


club penguin

The best game in the world . Non stop action . It really just butters my egg roll. I cant stop thinking about it . I think about it 4 times a day it makes me sweaty and moist all at the same time . I just love it so much I cant help but to get wet .

I just love when you play club penguin like that

by muhummad 12345678 January 19, 2018

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