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Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.
If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
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When you blow a guy when he has a tux on.
Girl A: I blew tommy last night
Girl B: You mean at the wedding?
Girl A: Yeah, we had a club penguin.
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I walked in on my brother poking the penguin....sick!
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A penguin doll popularised by the minecraft youtuber trycs and worshipped by tons of 9 year olds all around the world.
"I wish Bob the penguin gave me 0.000001% of his power" said the most cringe human ever.
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Walking with a problem in bending your knees so it looks like your walking like a penguin. Usually happens after a knee injury.
Erik penguin walks ever since his injury!
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When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.
Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.
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The best game in the world . Non stop action . It really just butters my egg roll. I cant stop thinking about it . I think about it 4 times a day it makes me sweaty and moist all at the same time . I just love it so much I cant help but to get wet .
I just love when you play club penguin like that
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