lee horn

a drug addict, pedophile. who loves taking young girls into his house to try and have sex with them when they’re 14 and he’s 40.

lee horn is a pedophile

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chimo horn

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendtion of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.

Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!

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Devils Horn

a short penis bending outwards resembling the horn on a devils head

ryan:i soo wanna put my devils horn in your black hole

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Corn horn

The appropriate sound to make after a particularly cheesy or corny statement to express your disapproval of such corniness.

Man 1: "Did you hear what she just said... blow the corn horn"
Man 2: "Cooooooooooooorny"

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long horn

Another way for micro$oft to rob hard working men and women of their money. DAMN U GATES, DAMN U (wish i thought of it first)

Windows user; did u hear about windows long horn
Linux user; Oh no, more viruses

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Lock Horns

To partake in sexual intercourse.

1. Hey baby wanna come back to my place and we'll lock horns?

2. I was with this hot bitch last night and we locked horns.

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hangover horn

you think every thing is sexual and its turns you on

dude ive got the hangover horn bad i thought this wooden tray was hot? coz its made of wood,hard,smooth and needs both hands to hold it...see?

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