Fabulous healthy square tits that guys can't help but wanna squish.
Dude did you see that girls tofu tits! They're fabulous and I just want to squish them!
The opposite of a sausage fest: a large gathering of girls with little to no male presence. Can be good or bad, depending on gender/sexual orientation.
Dude, you should have been there last night! We went to this party and it was like a massive tit picnic!
I was hoping to meet some cute guys at the Sorority-Fraternity exchange, but it ended up being just one big tit picnic.
A female who has gotten by on her good looks, and a great set of tits, at the expense of an education. A play on shit for brains.
Danni is so hot, but I can't stand to be in her presence. She has tit for brains, and her ignorance is a real turn off.
The power girl gamers possess to get ahead in a game by simply being FEMALE, usually seen in MMORPGs.
Foxi: Lolerz! Crusher just gave me 50g and a new sword because I called him honey
Bambi: Tit factor ftw w00t
A state, usually experienced by straight males, of being so totally engrossed in the contemplation of a lady's rather fine breasts that you don't realise that you've been completely taken advantage of. Usually results in a man's total compliance and agreement to anything.
A word-relative of pussywhipped.
"Why on earth did you agree to drive her all the way home?"
"Well, to be honest mate, I was completely tit-whipped at that point and would have said 'yes' to anything..."
Breasts that are round yet flat, so much so, you could rip them off a woman's, and in some rare cases a man's, chest and fling them in the air like a frisbee.
Person 1: Yo, you see that chick over there?
Person 2: Yeah, Yoana S?
Person 1: Yup. She's got some frisbee tits. Don't mess with those.
A nickname for a woman with good sized boobs.
Two guys see a woman on her daily jog. One of them shouts "Hey, Tits Mcgee why don't you come by later?"
In response the woman says "In your dreams." and ignores them.