bog frog

a step below a swamp donkey... the #2 most hideous creature of a female that you have witnessed!

Look at her... her mother must have been a SWAMP DONKEY 'cuz she is definitely a BOG FROG!

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frog snax

The polite canadian way of saying "fuck sakes"

I just blew out a tire, frog snax!!!

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Frozen Frog

A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.

"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."

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Frog Soup

The liquid excreted from a quality shart

I farted and instead I got frog soup.

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Frog-sex

Frog-sex is a kind of penetrative anal or vaginal sex where male and female lay on each other (belly down) just like frogs.

During the intercourse the male push hard once or twice a minute (very hard, very slow) emitting the classical frog noise (a deep CRAAAAAAAAH) while pushing.

Better if you're dressed like a frog

Yesterday i broke my frenulum doing frog-sex

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frog in a blender

Having intense, unproductive repetitive / obsessive thoughts.

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."

Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"

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Steam Frog

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.

The japanese enjoy steam frogging their women.

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