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To Put oil on ones body in a sexual way
He was oiling up while we were getting intimate
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when you aren't vaccinated so you resort to essential oil vaping to get medicine
did you get the new essential oil vape?
When a girl poops on your dick during anal sex, so you pull out and wipe it down her legs, leaving a stripe of lube and fecal matter. That is the oil slick.
Arin pooped on my dick so I pulled out and gave her a Detroit oil slick all down her legs
The art of waxing your shaft with tea tree oil, and strumming yourself to ecstasy before the burn sets in.
Michael: What did you do last night Steve, the usual pit noodle and wank 1-2?
Steve W: Actually I spiced things up and tea tree oiled my Johnson
The process of sticking a turkey baster up your female friends butt-hole and proceeding to pump black gold.
My gal doesnt like the anal but she loves her Brazillian Oil Pipe
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A clever way to ask your 420 friendly fuck buddy to come over late at night, do some dabs, and fuck like rabbits.
Similar to Netflix and chill.
And. . . It doesn't count if you're just smoking weed. Dabs only. kk?
Guy: Hey what r u doing?
Girl: Not much, just bored :-(
Guy: You wanna come over and burn that midnight oil?
Girl: Ummmm. . . Sure. . . why not? I haven't been high all day ;-)
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What happens when you have a car that's leaking or burning oil, so you frequently have to add oil to keep your engine from blowing up. Because of the constant consumption and addition of oil, your car always has fresh oil.
Yeah, the head gasket blew in my old hoopty. Now it burns a quart every week, so I'm doing the Mexican oil change.
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