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When someone tells you a story and the whole time you’re thinking “stfu bitch, I know not a single word coming out of your mouth is true.”
Mandy: “Did you hear Becky slept with Principal Lincoln? He is giving her all A’s in all of her classes and naming her student of the month. He even bought her a car for her 18th birthday!”
Me: *yeah, okay, I’m calling dog toy.. Principal Lincoln can’t even afford to buy himself a car.*
They are not cool from any angle. They are waste of money. I don't recommend even looking at some uncool stuff like that
I swear to god this shit was fire when i was 5
I love RYANS TOY REVIEW when i was 5
A toy designed for kittens to play with.
I got kitten toys for our kittens.
to flex; a very harsh way of showing off and being extremely clever while at it; a very sly flex.
i’m so going to troll toy this bitch at the party tonight
When you have merchandise from Hillary's 2016 campaign under your bed.
Man I have a lot of Hillary's Toys.