Random
Source Code
Random
An instrument that makes a saxophone look like a useless sex toy for God's and is only created Zeus, the god of all gods of Greek mythology
When Zeus developed trumpets Trumpets, it was so beautiful that it made Satan remove the saxophone from his asshole
The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.
God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up
When you try to text the word “truly” but autocorrect screws you over
Guy 1: “I think we have a bright future together”
Girl 1: “Yes I trumpet believe we’re soulmates”
Guy 1: “bruh”
From the English Trump and Puppet. Someone who makes a lot of noise but doesn't really say anything. Or someone who repeats things that are not true, or is manipulated to do so.
"That news anchor on Fox News was such a Trumpet."
Fred: "Hey Jim did you know the Earth is flat?"
Jim: "Shutup fred you are such a Trumpet."
Did you see that orange man carrying on like a rabid narcissist psycopath? Yep he's a Trumpet.
Refers to games that have too much water.
"Do you like trumpets?"
"Eww no."
"How is that even humanly possible?"
trumpets are the nicknames non-trump supporter gave to trump supporters.
girl 1 : look at that trumpet with her trump flag out.
Verb. Passing of air through one's dickhole. The male equivalent to a queef.
1. Richard was titty fucking me last night and straight up trumpeted on my face.
2. I thought I was cumming but it was just a trumpet.