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When a person ends up in an unexpected place, such as out of state, on an adventure that ends up working to their advantage. It involves some element of surprise and no notice to anyone else who should have known about the expedition.
Oh yes, he was Tuckering. He's in Kansas buying a boat today. He'll be back to Austin in the morning.
Being a try hard in an everyday class of gym.
Why the fuck are you tuckering, this is not a PA football game.
When you stick an M&M in your dickhole.
Hey Tucker, what you doing back there with the M&Ms!
Just doing some tuckering, leave me alone Donald
The act of inserting a, usually, green m&m into the urethra of a penis.
I just wanted to eat m&ms in peace, but my brother insisted on tuckering.
An "Uncle Tucker" is a term usually used to describe a dumb American who blindly supports their country and military and dickrides it to an extreme extent, usually getting extremely defensive at any criticism towards the USA.
"That redneck got mad at me for criticizing the military again, what an Uncle Tucker."
My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money.
Jon & Garfield: "hi there who r u"
Craig: "My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday, my grandma gave me a check for 100 dollars. I was so happy. But then, 4 kids from my school came to my house, and said I should use my 100 dollars to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. they promised I would double my money in one afternoon. But the government arrested us, along with all the other Peruvian flute bands, and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I'm now in Peru. if I die let it be known it is because of 4 guys I don't even like from my school lied to me and took my birthday money."
Where a highly-improbable and sometimes *possible* conclusion is believed over much more probable conclusions due to a combination of either (a) Not wanting to recognize an inconvenient truth, and/or (b) Wanting the fantastical to be true.
Commonly the opposite to Occam's Razor.
Named after Tucker Carlson and the predisposition of conservatives to spew and believe in far-fetched conspiracy theories.
Person A: "I believe aliens are real!"
Person B: "You're committing a Tucker's Bowtie"