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The place you go to when authority/institutions fail you and you need to air your grievances and need the public’s assistance to address your concerns and/or execute your demand.
“I’m gonna take this to Twitter court.”
“See you in Twitter court, bitch!”
Lara: omg, Spirit Airlines just charged me for a seatbelt add on and they won’t refund my order.
Saj: wtf?! Girl take that to Twitter court, they’ll take care of it!
A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
watervessell on twitter is an amazing person. he gets many females and he is pretty cool! hes very handsome and i love him. hes the best thing to happen to the app Twitter. Hes sooo funny and makes me laugh with every tweet!
"OMG BABE! wake up new tweet from watervessell on twitter!"
A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.
Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow
When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall
Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail
Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell
A woke person that isn't simply "woke", they also hate all non-woke people such as; Straight People, White Men, Anybody that doesn't use Twitter, Etc. Etc.
Person 1: Did you hear that Sarah is so Twitter-Woke?
Person 2: On God, yesterday she tweeted "#killallmen"
The President pitched another Twitter-fit this morning.