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Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
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somthing that is incredibly crap
shit, this music channels a bag of wank,turn it over!
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To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"
"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
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A secret folder called the wank bank that contains very hot pictures of woman that you jerk off to thus the wank bank
Just added a new picture to the wank bank cant wait to open it later
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A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.
Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!
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The state of mind you get in when having a long wank. Doesn't matter if you have something to do or need to be up early in the morning, when you're in the wank trance you just don't care.
..until afterwords. When you realise you've been an idiot and should've been sleeping/getting on with important stuff.
"God, it was two in the morning and I needed to get to sleep as I was up for 9, but I thought I'd have a quick wank...3:30 in the morning I finally finish having not given a shit and suddenly I wish I'd chosen to go to sleep instead. Frickin wank trance!"
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While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.
a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start
Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"
Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"
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