Pass at the 1 yard line

This phrase's origin stems from the 2015 Super Bowl and has a dual meaning depending on which side you rooted for. Passing at the one yard line can be synonymous with the word "pointless" (In the case of Seahawks fans) or it can be synonymous with "game changer" (As viewed by Patriots fans). To drive home the point, the user of this phrase would likely attach the synonym to the end to explain what was just said to them.

Your comment was like a pass at the 1 yard line... Pointless, or Bringing the dancers to this party was like a pass at the 1 yard line... a game changer.

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1024-yard stare

A vacant or unfocused gaze into the distance, seen as characteristic of a war-weary or traumatized developer or devops engineer. The number 1024 is in reference to both the 1000-yard stare, and 1024, the number of bits in one kilobyte.

‘After keeping the servers running for the 72 hours after the scandal broke, Aaron stopped abruptly, and a haunted, 1024-yard stare crossed his face.’

'Mason told us about his photo-sharing startup, but as he recalled in horror the things his users would upload, he drifted off into a 1024-yard stare.'

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1000 yard stare

The ability to tell (from 1000 yards or better) that a person of the opposite sex A) Has a case of fugly face B) Has perpetual bad hair days strung into a "life" C) Is so ugly that no amount of Alcohol in the world can make them look better D) Could benefit from a paper bag on their head

This stare can be useful for finding attractive people as well. You will find this useful when you need a wingman (or wingwoman) for a night, or twenty.

Dude #1 "Hey, did you see that Brunette at 4 'o' clock?"
Dude #2 "Yeah, about 1000 yards before you!"
Dude #1 "Dude! You got the 1000 yard stare!!" (Bows)

Girl #1 "Yeah, my boyfriend found me 1000 yards away.. How did you and (points to non-listening boyfriend) meet?
Girl #2 (quietly) "I caught him staring at my boobs from 2 feet away.."

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back yard boo boo

Very low grade pot.

"Don't get it from Paulie, hes got that back yard boo boo." He really does.

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Narrow headed yard pimp

Chicken: fried, grilled, baked etc.

"I'm goin down to Popeyes to get a 3 piece of narrow headed yard pimp you want anything"

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yard sale sex doll

One-time used latex inflatable pleasuring device. For sale in original (torn and taped) box, complete with instructions. Usually sells for around $.58.

I picked up this awesome yard sale sex doll for $.58! Wanna try it?

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yard sale yuck mutt

A female of sub-average looks who likes to perform on her back.

That broad I nailed last night was pure yard sale yuck mutt

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