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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing

Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”

by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022


Time Displacement

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.

"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.

by pocketspy October 28, 2013


E-Time

1. The Opportunity to LEAVE WORK, unpaid, before the end of your shift, without recourse.

2. The time of day that WE ALL LOOK FORWARD TO, to LEAVE WORK....... PERIOD!!!

(regardless of pay or recourse)

If you would like to go home early on E-time, send me a msg in COMM.

or

It's about time for some EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-time

or

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Smelvin CCR January 3, 2011


What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?

A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.

“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)

by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023


Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023


F-Secure Time

The offset from actual time that F-Secure runs at.

F-Secure just told me it removed a virus 3 days ago. I guess F-Secure time is -3 day now.

by Bongilante May 27, 2011


Note-per-time

The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person

Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up

by Ferixu September 26, 2022