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When fecal matter and sperm mix, usually the byproduct of when a man ejaculates into another man's rectum via the anus canal. This is considered a gay sex act in certain circles.
In typical heterosexual relationships, a man's sperm usually fertilizes the women's eggs via vaginal intercourse. When it comes to making a "man butt baby," the egg is replaced with what is colloquially known as a turd.
"Taking a dump" or evacuating one's bowels after engaging in said act is also known as "delivering a man butt baby."
John and I made a man butt baby last night in WeHo!
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During World wars I and II,American foot soldiers were only issued about 10 individual squares of toilet paper to keep backpack weight and volume to a minimum.If a soldier needed to wipe his butt,he would take one square of toilet paper and fold it into quarters. He would then tear out a semicircular portion from the common corner which left a hole in the middle of the paper when unfolded.He would then stick his forefinger through the hole and wipe his ass with the protruding finger. The paper was grasped at the base of the finger with the free hand while the soiled finger was slowly pulled free of the paper.The contaminated square was then discarded and the corner previously removed was used to clean from under the fingernail.
When the toilet paper roll starts getting low,I will generally implement the G.I. butt wipe procedure.
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Term often uttered by a doctor after he is hit in the nose by a patient whose tendons have healed a little tight
Doctor: Ow! Funky butt lovin!
George: Did he say, "funky butt-loving"?
-paraphrased from the 1993 movie "Rookie of the Year"
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The middle of nowhere.
A small isolated town.
A boring town or city that should be electively bombed until it is no long there.
If the town or city can not be seen on the map, you are in butt fuck nowhere.
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1. The act of a man inserting his penis into a womans ass. Not to be confused with gay butt sex.
2. (Rare) The act of a woman inserting a dildo into a man's ass. This is considered to be a form of gay butt sex in some circles.
1. Harry was tired of Sarah's loose vagina so he decided to stick it in her butt for some straight butt sex.
2. Sarah rammed the 10 inch blue dildo up Harry's ass for some straight butt sex that some would consider kinda gay.
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girl face down,using honey or olive oil. place 3 tablespoons at tip of crack,spreed her cheeks allowing to coat pathway.straddle her,running cock along floor of her crack,enjoy
butt crack sex
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Phrase derived from Team America World Police - Some one who quits at an important time in a queer or gay monor. - also meaning a pussie.
Don't Be such A Butt Fucking Quitter Johnson!
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