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The act of garrote wiring someone with a yo-yo
Joseph Pulled a Blue on the bus today
When your dick is so cold it loses its colour.
It's so freezing, I got a blue banana this morning.
They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured
Hey child, do you want some blue bananas?
The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.
I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind
Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop
You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.
After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!
When the male speciman sticks a big blue bus up his urethra. Preferably with people inside.
Bruh I Big Blue Bussed last night and its stuck now.