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A Cheeseburger with no Cheese
A fucking hamburger.
Who the hell orders a Cheeseburger without Cheese? Just order a damn hamburger at that point
The act where a woman wants a morbidly obese man to eat her out, she inserts a mozzarella stick in her pussy and kegels the stick in order to seduce the man into eating the box.
Darlas was complaining to her girlfriend that her fat ass boyfriend never wanted to go down on her.
“Try the cheese tease” her friend says
Darla asks “what’s the cheese tease?”
“Buy some mozzarella sticks and find out”
When you have anal sex with a fat woman and while pulling out she lets little farts come out
When I pulled out of Olga I heard some cheese kabobs come out
Cheese that you eat straight from the package in the middle of the night for no goddamn reason.
I was pretty hungry last night, so I went and got some midnight cheese.
A title for someone who is a gay lil' bitch boy who thinks he knows everything.
Person 1: Man, Aedin is a real Strickland of Cheese.
Person 2: What the fuck does that mean?
To leave, to go away, or to peel out.
String Cheese time.
I need to string cheese.
When a woman shits her self in a thong and the poop splits in the pants giving the apperance of String Cheese
Did you hear Martha String Cheesed herself?