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When your technology i.e. laptop, cell phone wakes up/interrupts in the middle of a deep conversation with a close friend and plays a song/rings.
Can we talk about the “blue rudeness” of your cell phone? it always rings when I’m trying to tell you a story.
When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.
I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.
When a girls butthole turns blue from pushing so hard during labor
Kayla had blue starfish last night when she shit out my kid.
Aliens with giant mandibles that cannot tell a lie they aren't getting paid to tell.
The blue aliens started recruiting and programming the minds of those kids at a young age.
When any law enforcement officer apologizes for the actions of another law enforcement officer even though that had nothing to do with said action, or any law enforcement officials that publicly state that all other law enforcement officers should share their opinions or leave the profession.
I saw this police officer showing his blue guilt on social media when he felt compelled to publicly state that he isn’t like an officer that committed a crime.
A very polite way of saying your welcome in Russian culture
“Thank You so much! Aw Blue Duck!
A purple blue. ♡♡♡♡
That dash in your Jetta is such a pretty blue!! 😍