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Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."
Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."
Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."
Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"
Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
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Vehicle of choice for the Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space.
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A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
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The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.
The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.
Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"
Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"
Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."
Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."
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To be the first one to jump in on something.
I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!
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Where a girl uses a dildo into a dogs butt and deep throats it balls and all
U want to try a Brazilian smother monkey
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well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating
It is like a monkey fucking a football.
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