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When a dumb cunt’s basic ass speech reveals immediately how deeply they live in a dumb cunt world.
Man “I’ve finally been learning to cope. I talk to my family more. I’m taking care of myself better and I even got a promotion at work.”
Woman “I don't need to know all the info on how your doing or feeling just tell me the fucking name of the person that told you that I'm fucking Isom!”
Man “Wow, you went straight to dumb cunt 101 shit there.”
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Grope cunt lane. The old name of a laneway London.
A politically correct dickhead changed a lane's name in London, from Grope cunt lane. What next change pussy lake, into lame lake?
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A phrase that can be used any way, but mostly as an insult. Peppa pig called her mum a 'fat sausage cunt' in a voiceover episode of muddy puddles, hence the 'sausage' part. You can get away with insulting people with this and they may think you're being funny or talking shit
1) manz just told me to do one, what a fat sausage cunt
2) affectionately- you're my fat sausage Cunt
3) I've just eaten so much food, I'm such a fat sausage cunt. I've gotta have a fat shit now.
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An ancient australian proverb :
What it lacks in sophistication and depth, it makes up for wholeheartedly with a delightful clarity.
Nurse : "Here are some pharmaceutical psychotropic drugs for your toddler."
Anyone with an IQ above room temperature : "Fuck off you cunt !"
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The girl kneeling inbetween a threesome. She is being thrusted from behind, while eating out the girl infront of her.
Mary is the cunt licking fuck whore most weekends
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Just another way to say camel toe.
Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.
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