A condescending sentense to describe someone whom is in way over their head, just like a little monkey in the urban city would be
"How was your weekend, Nathaniel? "
"Horrible, on friday I had a violin lesson, but I took the wrong train and ended up in the Bronx"
"oh, so you were just a little monkey in a man's world, ey?"
to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs
I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
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An ugly woman with long frizzy hair
Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.
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The jock that dropped out of high school.
The guy that beat you up and got all the pussy for no apparent reason.A dominant asshole.
also known as A (dmmmf)pronounced "dimf"
dude1:remember that guy derf that always picked on us in high school.
dude2:yah i do,THAT DOMINANT MALE-MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER!
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LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".
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Used for exclaiming that a situation is absurd because it involves someone gaining power that they don't know how to handle and will fuck things up usually in a comical or really fucked up way. Originated from when i (Funzzzies DasFez) saw the monkey that gets an ak47 video where some Africans give a monkey an AK and they get wrecked.
Hilary Clinton might be president. THATS LIKE GIVING A FUCKING MONKEY AN AK47.
Alright boys steve is gonna babysit for you tonight(steve is a pot-smoking fuck up). The fuck mom thats like giving a monkey an ak47.
Little brother gets a car before you. THATS LIKE GIVING A MONKEY AN AK47!
Drillbit Taylor movie villain the bully is 18 therefore has a house to himself without parent supervision, imagine T-dog saying that's like giving a fucking monkey an ak47 in response to that. that is how you use it.
Definition: That's like giving a monkey an AK-47 Basically used whenever someone very under qualified or unable gains power and you disagree and exclaim that that is like giving a damn monkey an ak-47 which is an automatic rifle.
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Is said of someone who has attained such a high level of stupidity that he/she is a embarassment to humanity as a whole and an obstacle to it's advancement.
- Look at this guy, he sent men and women to get killed for stupid oilfields claiming that it was for "liberty"!!
- Yeah, he's a retarded waste of monkey-man juice...
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