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Leg fart

when you feel a fart, in your leg.

"i'm feeling like there's bumps in my leg"
"oh, a leg fart?"
"the hell's that"

by Sossololpipi November 7, 2020


Chum-Farts

Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.

Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.

by J.J WillyNickles May 13, 2022


May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023


I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 9, 2021


Fart Curtain

A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.

That lady just walked through my Fart Curtain, and she was smiling so I think she liked it.

by The Cobbler 2020 September 15, 2020


fart in the middle of class

The most embarrassing thing

Student 1: Did you fart in the middle of class?

Student 2: Shut up, I’m doing work

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

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fart bottler

a person so self-absorbed that they bottle their own farts.

i met a girl in tulum who'd been chilling down there for six months already and had fucked like every local dude already. she was dece, but not exactly hot... it was obvious when she started talking about doing some "projects in ithaca" that she was a true fart bottler.

by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017