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When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.
I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.
A fart released in a class room
Chase: Man you should’v heard Josh rip that class fart
Mark: How bad was it
Chase: It was very loud and smelt horrible. Not to mention he ripped it in front of Martha
Nathan: The cute girl
Chase: Yep. After the teacher sent him to the principal for disrupting her class with his farts, again
Mark: Wow. I’m glad I’m not Chase
That dank aroma of your weed when you first smell it
Oh man that smells like a dank fart
Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.
Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.
When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.
I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.
When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.
"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.
A fart you can hear and smell at the same time
I feel a Sonic fart coming on...