Drop me like a hot ostrich

Hot and ostrich like. An offensive and insulting thing to do.

Jeez, I can't believe you have the nerve to drop me like a hot ostrich!

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You Got Pop like a zit?

Yo Nigga You Got Pop Like Zit on MW2 and you get SHIT ON Like fucking Noob and you have no life you read this Good day motherfuckers

and you drink Palmolive(:

Is when you get shot in the face on mw2 and you knock a nigger nose off Good Day Faggets.

Example should include the word "You Got Pop like a zit?"

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sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

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Sweating like a marine about to do a math test

Sweating profusely either because of extreme heat, exercise or your under the pump (stressed to the eye balls).

Origins: Chris Mitchell, New Zealand Army (Rtd), proud to have served with many fine US Marines.

Fuck that was hard, I'm sweating like a marine about to do a math test.

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like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich

To attack fevorishly.

When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich.

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sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

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liked you better when you were fat

Sarcastic way of saying you don’t like someone (because the person was never fat)

Jim: Fred I liked you better when you were fat
Fred: I never was fat
Jim:I know, I never liked you

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