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When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.
Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.
Shitting in a ziploc sandwich bag and then slapping your partner in the face with said bag until it breaks
I gave Stewart a Baltimore Duffle Bag last night
Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.
"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."
taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.
Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?
Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.
Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah
"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"
This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.
Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?