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bag of rubber bands

When one indulges in too much anal sex and the resulting trauma to the rectum causes a protrusion of the anus resembling a bag of rubber bands.

Poor Mary can no longer wear short shorts due to her sagging bag of rubber bands.

by Justplainwrong December 28, 2016


Baltimore Duffle Bag

Shitting in a ziploc sandwich bag and then slapping your partner in the face with said bag until it breaks

I gave Stewart a Baltimore Duffle Bag last night

by Cornholio1231223 June 12, 2014


juice bag swag

Person(s) who drink Capri Sun, and have mad swag.

"Bro you got any juice bags? Juice bag swag."

by hellabodacious February 1, 2014


dipping into the black bag

taking drugs you have possession of. This is an old-school musician/junkie reference to when doctors used to make house calls, with their equipment in a black valise style bag containing stethoscope, thermometer, and, most importantly, drugs.

Man, you are nodding out and can barely stand up. You been dipping into the black bag again ?

by HankusPankus May 28, 2020


Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 28, 2022


2 Bag Night

Any fantastic event or thing.

"Yo, the Phillies won?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, you aced that midterm?! What a 2 bag night!"
"Yo, this pizza is a 2 bag night bro"

by TwoAndAHalfBags October 28, 2018


Mary Poppins Bag

This occurs when a male collects a large quantity of his own ejaculate in one large container (the Mary Poppins Bag). A common use of the Mary Poppins Bag is to be tossed into an unexpecting female during their gynecology appointment - exploding on impact.

Erik: (casually) Yo I just gave Lindsay my fat 'Mary Poppins Bag' on Wednesday.
John: (disgusted) You are actually a disgusting human being... (Curious) Did you film it?

by 123allthekidsbulliedme March 5, 2019