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"The Smol Penis" a small focking thang so small that it's fucking smaller than dust like you can't even see it fucking idiots.
"The Smol Penis" Do we really need a definition
the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped
Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy
your penis goes from small to big
Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.
When you grab a males's penis and ballsac in one hand (or 2 but usually with 1) and squeeze. Not hard, but just enough.
Hey son, its time for your birthday penie grab.
Some kind of dragon with alot of penises on it.
Mom its a penis drake oer there!
instead of a pussy queefing it’s a penis queefing
person 1 “omg did your penis just queef???”
me “yes my penis just queefed you have a problem?”
a penis queef is a penis fart
is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.
You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.
End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool