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A woman living in Ada, Michigan who has a BMW SUV exclusively to drive her kids to soccer practice and to get “margs” with the girls
Liza is such an Ada mom, did you see her brand new BMW X3?
Large and in charge... a true supporter of our armed forces! Proud mamma... continues to make Dan a lucky man while raising an honorable YNCM!
-What should Randy name his dog?
-Jon’s Mom.
This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.
You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.
Is when you stuff your mothers vagina full of pizza sauce, pepperoni, and cheese then eat it out without using your hands.
Had a hot pocket mom last night, 10/10 would recommend!
(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group
Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.
(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features
The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.
DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!
A cool ass mom who will bail you out off horrible social situations.
Upon finding out my date’s survival bag consisted of baby carrots and a Bible I went to Wing-mom for the “you have to go home now” bail out