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Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015


Free-range chickens

Undisciplined children who run freely throughout a restaurant with little to no action taken by their parents to prevent the inappropriate behavior.

These free-range chickens won't stop knocking into my chair, and it's annoying the hell out of me.

by Universe and Acrimony November 28, 2009


threesome chicken

threesome chicken is a game played by two people competing for the same person's affections. the object of the game is to pretend you'd be interested in a threesome in an attempt to scare away the competition. whoever holds out the longest gets the girl/guy. in the event of a tie, an unwanted threesome occurs.

"i was probably going to get laid until mike challenged me to threesome chicken. i could sense his desperation and knew it would be best to just forfeit."

by thrash gordon February 24, 2014


Bent chicken wing

A phrase used to describe the position of your arm when you are lying on your side real close behind someone else and the arm youre laying on is down to your side but bent at the elbow pinning your hand across your chest unable to do much .

Dick was lying there. With a bent chicken wing wishing he could just reach his cigarrettes without waking. The hot blonde.

by Methefarthest March 9, 2016


chicken parm from rockys

The greatest sandwich ever. dsi shares it jman eats some of it. its beautiful

yo dsi! hit me up with half that chicken parm from rockys

by anonomously jman August 16, 2010


Chicken Chow

When someone hits their head on a horizontal celling.

Oh, what a chicken chow!

by The Beekum Bopper March 23, 2010


Denim chicken

Lots of denim
Lots of chicken

Denim chicken.

Denim chicken is the goat

by denim cockerel November 22, 2021