When you tie your woman's ankles to her wrist while hitting it from behind pulling her hair that in return brings her head back as far as possible
"Dude I had her in a 3 point chicken wing porn style beating the brakes off of her."
the squishy look of shaved underarms is described as chicken bock much like the gobbler on the chicken
The squishy look of her shaved underarms look like chicken bock.
bubble guppy chicken pop is something you say to drunk people to fuck them up more than they already are
“yo bro you good?”
“nah hommie i’m fucked up”
“maannn bubble guppy chicken pop”
“...huh”
Master bating with a finger up your ass
I was putting the chicken nuggets in the air fryer before you called
A way most newbie weed smokers roll a blunt. Basically the easiest and most common roll.
Guy 1: Did you get the weed
Guy 2: Yeah. How you gonna roll it?
Guy 1: just a chicken caesar, i'm new at this!
When you have tiny bis and can't even finish the Friday Jan 29th NYT mini crossword puzzle SMH
Katie you have chicken arms get wrecked