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what the fluke

When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.

What the fluke was that?

by plato! October 28, 2024


thats what thetly ed sheeran)

thats what thetly ed sheeran) is the ship name between thats what the mask is...💔 and akdens (secretly ed sheeran). they're really fucking gay.

do you ship thats what thetly ed sheeran)?
absolutely!

by caniputmyballsinurjaws July 24, 2021


What I tell you

When you prove a dumb nigga wrong or you say you gonna do it and you did it

Guy1: yo these curls been getting me hoes
Guy2: No they don’t it make you lame
Guy1: bet if I get that girls insta
Guy2: ok bet
*walks up to the baddies asks for they insta and gets it*
Guy1: what I tell you dumb nigga dem curls make me fine

by cxrlyyboricua October 21, 2020


'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

June 7th
The time to tell someone what they did to make you angry.
Don't be shy, be honest!

Person 1: Hey, I know that you slept with my wife!
Person 2: Why are you telling me this?!?
Person 1: It's 'Tell Someone What They Did to Piss You Off' Day

by Thisistotallyreal June 6, 2022


That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 7, 2020


What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!

Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024


Do what?

A phrase used by southerners

(especially in Texas).

It’s used when:

1. Someone didn’t understand / hear
3. Someone heard you just fine but didn’t like what you just said / is surprised what you just said.

Meemaw: Billy wake up! You forgot to talk the dog for a walk last night!
Billy: Do what???

by countrygurl1 December 21, 2022