Typical Danbury Whore

A super liberal girl that will probably put you on blast if you say something that’s not PC, but will also get shitfaced and fuck you like no tomorrow.

Nick: Bro how was last night with Sarah?
Chris: Dude she made me cum 3 times in an hour, but then put me on blast after saying “damn nigga that was amazing”
Nick: what a typical danbury whore!

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facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.

25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!

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Rubix Cube Whore

noun. A person that gets a rubix cube and tries to solve it all day. Failing. Never letting anyone else see it or do it...or teach them how to do it.

God did you see Eli? He's being such a Rubix Cube Whore today.

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Whores get sores

Mainly stating that whores (people that sleep around, ALOT) get sores (such as herpes).

Girl 1: "Kesha slept with 6 dudes last friday. And this morning I seen her at the family planning clinic!"

Girl 2: "Whores get sores! HAHAHA."

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classy diesel whore

A girl who lives, loves, and breathes diesel. If you steal ones heart, she will be the most loyal person ever. She's strong willed and hard headed and ain't afraid to get grease under her nails. Typically drives a badass diesel. Note: do not make fun of her truck. It will result in a chainsaw shoved up your ass.

"I am a classy diesel whore so don't talk shit about my truck or I'll get my chainsaw out and tear you a new one."

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internet cam whores

It's just like a net business meeting but with hot nekkid chicks who do what you type to em.

USB web cam; 30 dollars.
Dildo; 50 dollars.
Internet Cam Whores; priceless.

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metal man whore

someone who just cant get enough of metal. can understand the most indistinguishable pig squeels and can growl with the best of them. often found at warped tour. these guys are hard core and tough. do not mess with them unless you want a boot up your ass

"dude what happened i sushed over as soon as i heard you were intensive care"
i wouldnt give him my signed suicide silence hat man... i didnt know he was a metal man whore!

example two

i heard justin bebier got shot
yeah, a metal man whore was at his concert instead of warped tour by some strange accident.

really what happened?
well the fag asked him for a blow job an dhe blew his head off

YYAAAYYY

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